Enough is ENOUGH Already! The Electrician Needs to Leave!
As nice a guy as he is, well he has a name, Chuck – anyhow as nice as he is….HE NEEDS TO LEAVE!
I have to pee.
And I really have to pee! The pee-pee dance has ceased working….I have stopped trying to do those damned kegels in hopes of it helping as well.
“Why don’t you just GO?” you ask?
Because, I cannot pee with a stranger in my house, no matter how nice he is. And he’s rewiring something right under the loo. How can I possibly use the bathroom, what if he hears me? It’s just not happening. And God-forbid I should fart while in there.
He’s been here since the butt-crack of dawn, rewiring this and that and crawling around under the house, drilling holes, pulling wire through things, flipping breakers on and off, leaving sawdust everywhere and waking me up in the middle of my cat-naps. Not to mention, he’s scared Beaches away! Good for nothing, MAN!
Oh and lets not leave out that he’s moved the fridge so that the table is blocking the door and I can’t get anything out of it.
On second thought, that’s maybe not such a bad thing, because if I drink another bottle of water, I’ll positively burst!
Just the same…..I HAVE TO PEE, DAMMIT!
Well, one must do, what one must do.
So on that note I am taking my little alcohol wipes, and heading towards McNasty’s and will be forced to use their loo. Besides, I’ve perfected the art of the “hoover” and I’ll be in and out of there in no time.
On second thought, I’ve been craving French fries, so I might just get some of those too while I’m there.
posted by G & Auds @ 2:53 PM
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5 Comments:
LMAO!
It's the HOVER not the HoOver! :D
Doesn't that man stop any time for lunch or is he eating under there too? Doesn't HE need to pee at some point? Oh God I hope he isn't peeing under there! HAHAHA
Oh gee thanks....now that dude is gone , that's all I'm gonna wonder.
Actually he used MY bathroom and I had to go outside because I could hear HIM pee.
Ew, I hate hearing people pee, I really do. Especially when they let out those little (or sometimes big) farts. Blah, some bodily functions are so gross.
Yeah me too Marissa....if you do in my bathroom, I don't wanna hear it, turn the water on.
Im just glad he's gone. I wouldn't have made it to McD's anyhow.
But he did redeem himself....he drilled a few holes for me in the back of some cutom cabinetry we had made and did it off the clock.
Ewww.. hearing someone pee is just gross. My dad let the bed delivery people use my bathroom when I first moved in.. I swear I could still smell it 3 hours later! ICK.
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