Why?

Why did I agree to take on work for two weeks?

Why did I get up at 4am this morning?

Why does my hair look like a poodle who met a flat-iron and the results were less than stellar?

Why are my sisters and my mother picking on me for my teensy shopping spree yesterday and for all the "pink"? Amanda, sister number 2, is now saying peanut will be nicknamed "Pepto" because of all the pink.....

Why is the Seagull from Hell still on my front porch? I think he's hexing me, or at the very least gonna poop on me as I leave for work.

And why oh why did I drink so much water this morning.